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Post by graytart on Apr 17, 2007 17:26:35 GMT
125. If you call a cab and leave your drab East Side room, you could wind up dead.
126. In pyjamas, Johnny Cool carries nothing but scars from Normandy Beach.
127. Infrared hot dogs burn out their energy cells.
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Post by moosehead on Apr 19, 2007 23:53:59 GMT
128. All the little birds go tweet, tweet, tweet.
129. The lambs all bleat and shake their feet.
130. Everyone says "How do you do?"
131. Everything’s a perfect treat down on Jollity Farm.
132. Tell them Boris sent you, then you can Mash.
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Post by Beautiful Zelda on Apr 20, 2007 15:30:30 GMT
133. Just give booze a chance  134. Craig Torso is wonderful 135. Alley Oop lived a long time ago 136. A leg can be a musical instrument 137. Dogs can't tell the difference between postman and policeman when they take their hats off. 138. Don't spend too much time with dogs or you'll turn into one. 139. Alcoholism is an option if you win lots of money |
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Post by graytart on Apr 20, 2007 16:09:07 GMT
140. Flowers can overhear people who are taking a walk, even if they are talking quietly.
141. A healthy body makes a healthy mind.
142. Your mother in law can be made happy with tinted photographs of your wedding day.
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Post by moosehead on Apr 25, 2007 2:02:14 GMT
143. The Crypt Kicker Five are a vocal group.
144. Everything's cool now, because Dracula has joined.
145. The vampires feast in the master bedroom.
146. The zombies are having fun.
147. Then, regular as habit, the biscuits begin to crow.
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Post by graytart on Apr 25, 2007 8:37:48 GMT
148. Viv was singing for us covered in sequins.
149. "Legs" Larry Smith is still pretty wonderful.
150. Roger plays the note at the end.
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Post by Beautiful Zelda on Apr 30, 2007 13:39:07 GMT
151. Guests for breakfast are a great idea...
152. or a breast for gueakfast if you prefer
153. If you're going to keep brains in jars you must water them every day
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Post by graytart on Apr 30, 2007 14:18:09 GMT
I think 153 is my favourite so far!
154. General de Gaulle played accordion.
155. The fuzz know how to deal with aging Teds.
156. Mr. Apollo is the greatest benefactor of mankind.
157. The char char char char charts are voted by the people eople eople eople eople of the record-buying publicoid.
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Post by Beautiful Zelda on May 1, 2007 11:41:22 GMT
I think 153 is my favourite so far! 154. General de Gaulle played accordion. 155. The fuzz know how to deal with aging Teds. 156. Mr. Apollo is the greatest benefactor of mankind. 157. The char char char char charts are voted by the people eople eople eople eople of the record-buying publicoid. Why thank you I try my best ;D |
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Post by moosehead on May 2, 2007 0:03:02 GMT
158. Words are words.
159. Words escape like turds.
160. Ronnie the Raincoat hangs out in a book store.
161. Truth is what we trust.
162. Little old ladies stop.
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Post by graytart on May 2, 2007 16:32:08 GMT
Hmmm, not sure we should let moosie get away without a caution for splitting #98 into #158 and #161 like that, but I guess it's legit to make them stand as separate thoughts (especially since we are a long long way from 500!) Plus, rules are for sissies anyway  163. Don't let the powers that be disturb-i-ya. 164. The Humanoid Boogie did well in the char char char char charts 165. Men have dreams of a finer place. Women too. |
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Post by moosehead on May 2, 2007 17:03:39 GMT
Sorry about that, I'm losing track of what's been done already. So here are some thing learnt from the Bonzos that aren't from lyrics: 166. Bonzo the dog was created by George E. Studdy 167. He first appeared in the early 1920s. 168. Despite being English, he went on to great success on both sides of the pond. 169. He drank to excess and was fond of cocaine. 170. He leched after beautiful women, not dogs.  171. The band have had a long, troubled relationship with the copyright owners and still aren't officially allowed to use his image. 172. There is more Bonzo the Dog tat than you could possibly imagine. |
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Post by graytart on May 2, 2007 20:10:09 GMT
You have more than redeemed yourself, my good man.
173. A trouser press can be a musical instrument.
174. Sir Kenneth Clark played bass sax
175. When you're tough, you're very fit.
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Post by graytart on May 17, 2007 14:24:07 GMT
176. Mad Dan Sugar Man and Henrietta Holocaust are au courant with the humanoid scene.
177. Women anticipating marriage can dream of cheap land, children, and his-and-hers towels.
178. Modern Poove of Carnaby Street is your one-stop shop for springboards, Malcolm Roberts’ latest records, joss sticks and tie-dyed ponchos (I learned this from Viv rather than from the Bonzos proper but still worth a mention, I think).
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Post by the-urban-spaceman on May 25, 2007 12:38:33 GMT
179. If you rejuvenate your energy cells, your virility will be restored. 180. Wear your flannel underwear When you climb trees.  |
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