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Post by graytart on Mar 24, 2007 22:22:32 GMT
500 things we learned from the Bonzos
1. The Urban Spaceman doesn’t exist.
2. The hotel reception area needs better staffing, an improved heating system, an air freshener and above all an interior decorator.
3. It’s a lovely day.
4. People don’t really want to talk about Keynsham.
5. Beautiful Zelda may have broken all the super hearts of all the super heroes of the galaxy, but she clearly has a thing for a certain Earth boy.
6. Fish-face has got the power!
7. Britannia is cool.
8. No matter who you vote for, the government always gets in.
9. Bullfight posters recall happy memories.
10. He’s got a head on him like a rabbit!
11. "What the Butler Saw" was a bit of a drag.
So, anyone else care to have a go? Just consecutively number the things you've learned or we'll never get to 500!
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Post by kattsay on Mar 24, 2007 22:57:34 GMT
Hmmm...
12. Parrots CAN pick up peanuts with their toes.
13. It's beautiful to be so far ahead.
14. Ronnie the raincoat has never seen his wife in the nude, but instead devotes his time to hanging out in a bookstore.
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Post by moosehead on Mar 24, 2007 23:13:06 GMT
15. Camembert cheese makes cannibal chiefs cheeky
16. There's an equestrian statue coming.
17. And look out! there's a monster coming too!
18. Lilian Gish has her own sound.
19. Shirts. Where is it?
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Post by graytart on Mar 25, 2007 0:07:56 GMT
You've got it!
20. You can be too old for train sets and too young to shave.
21. You should be using Nu Style Porridge, wonderful in jars or tubes ... 17/11
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Post by Nancy on Mar 25, 2007 13:23:09 GMT
22. My Pink Half Of The Drain Pipe keeps me safe from YOU.
23.The Equestrian Statue will bring us Joy.
24.Some people say it flowers, some with noise, but you don't get many trying to say it with humanoids.
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Post by moosehead on Mar 25, 2007 16:10:53 GMT
25. It's hell to walk for hours and hours with sand between your toes
26. Pigs all grunt, dogs bow-wow
27. Keynsham is spelt K-E-Y-N-S-H-A-M
28. I've got a sister in Torronto
29. She's a nurse.
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Post by Beautiful Zelda on Mar 25, 2007 16:57:26 GMT
30. Normal people dig Bert Weedon
31. Tigers have no need to wet their appetites
32. Camels smile by pointing their tales backward
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Post by graytart on Mar 25, 2007 18:44:13 GMT
33. It's very revolutionary to not have washed in weeks.
34. Someone's gonna make you pay your fare.
35. There are things that must be done that are not yet begun.
36. Tubing, a funnel and a trumpet mouthpiece can be devised into a musical instrument.
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Post by graytart on Mar 26, 2007 1:19:26 GMT
37. We're not at home outside a pub, are we?
38. I'm bored.
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Post by graytart on Mar 27, 2007 10:38:58 GMT
39. Camels don't go to heaven.
40. Bringing your girl progressively more impressive fruit will gain you additional liberties.
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Post by kattsay on Mar 27, 2007 16:46:09 GMT
40. Bringing your girl progressively more impressive fruit will gain you additional liberties. HAHA!  |
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Post by moosehead on Mar 27, 2007 21:23:35 GMT
41. There's a picture of my cousin with a hankie on his head.
42. If you're normal I shall be a freak for the rest of my life.
43. It's an odd boy who doesn't like (s)port.
44. I'm gonna get you in my tent-tent-tent-tent-tent.
45. We were wrong (about the tent bit, probably).
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Post by graytart on Mar 28, 2007 8:02:08 GMT
46. You done my brain in.
47. I do what I do, every day.
48. I'm going to rhino over your lino.
49. Tubas in the moonlight will bring my loved one home.
50. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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Post by kattsay on Mar 28, 2007 15:26:01 GMT
51. Not washing in weeks = revolutionary.
52. I should die if I should loose you now.
53. There once was a very famous man.
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Post by graytart on Mar 28, 2007 15:55:38 GMT
Well, I don't know, kattsay, your #51 is very like #33, but I'll let you get away with it, seeing as you're from Bognor...  54. If your armpits smell, your breath is bad and you look like hell, you'll feel so sad. |
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