Here's the first 100, all in one post...
(this will do your brain in)
1. The Urban Spaceman doesn’t exist.
2. The hotel reception area needs better staffing, an improved heating system, an air freshener and above all an interior decorator.
3. It’s a lovely day.
4. People don’t really want to talk about Keynsham.
5. Beautiful Zelda may have broken all the super hearts of all the super heroes of the galaxy, but she clearly has a thing for a certain Earth boy.
6. Fish-face has got the power!
7. Britannia is cool.
8. No matter who you vote for, the government always gets in.
9. Bullfight posters recall happy memories.
10. He’s got a head on him like a rabbit!
11. "What the Butler Saw" was a bit of a drag.
12. Parrots CAN pick up peanuts with their toes.
13. It's beautiful to be so far ahead.
14. Ronnie the raincoat has never seen his wife in the nude, but instead devotes his time to hanging out in a bookstore.
15. Camembert cheese makes cannibal chiefs cheeky
16. There's an equestrian statue coming.
17. And look out! there's a monster coming too!
18. Lilian Gish has her own sound.
19. Shirts. Where is it?
20. You can be too old for train sets and too young to shave.
21. You should be using Nu Style Porridge, wonderful in jars or tubes ... 17/11
22. My Pink Half Of The Drain Pipe keeps me safe from YOU.
23. The Equestrian Statue will bring us Joy.
24. Some people say it flowers, some with noise, but you don't get many trying to say it with humanoids.
25. It's hell to walk for hours and hours with sand between your toes
26. Pigs all grunt, dogs bow-wow
27. Keynsham is spelt K-E-Y-N-S-H-A-M
28. I've got a sister in Toronto
29. She's a nurse.
30. Normal people dig Bert Weedon
31. Tigers have no need to wet their appetites
32. Camels smile by pointing their tails backward
33. It's very revolutionary to not have washed in weeks.
34. Someone's gonna make you pay your fare.
35. There are things that must be done that are not yet begun.
36. Tubing, a funnel and a trumpet mouthpiece can be devised into a musical instrument.
37. We're not at home outside a pub, are we?
38. I'm bored.
39. Camels don't go to heaven.
40. Bringing your girl progressively more impressive fruit will gain you additional liberties.
41. There's a picture of my cousin with a hankie on his head.
42. If you're normal I shall be a freak for the rest of my life.
43. It's an odd boy who doesn't like (s)port.
44. I'm gonna get you in my tent-tent-tent-tent-tent.
45. We were wrong (about the tent bit, probably).
46. You done my brain in.
47. I do what I do, every day.
48. I'm going to rhino over your lino.
49. Tubas in the moonlight will bring my loved one home.
50. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
51. The depraved save money.
52. I should die if I should lose you now.
53. There once was a very famous man.
54. If your armpits smell, your breath is bad and you look like hell, you'll feel so sad.
55. Lord Snooty's giant electric head is poisoned.
56. #10 again
57. Steven still has headaches and feels a bit snotty.
58. The Head Ballet is the only ballet that Steven Hawking could do.
59. Tubas in the moonlight will bring my loved one home.
60. Apparently position 31 is a lot of fun.
61. It's nice if your tomato plants win a prize.
62. If you are a sweet dessert, watch out for spoons!
63. If you're just married, it sticks out for a mile
64. Poor Rosemary has her hands full at Rawlinson End.
65. If fate plays the straight man you never have to look back.
66. No! This is not manly!
67. The sea is cold but it's good for chilblains
68. You can't go into the bar looking like that.
69. Sometimes you just can't win.
70. Princess Anne plays sousaphone.
71. It'll cost you 75 quid to put right a new scratch on the piano.
72. Sandra... smells.
73. We ARE normal and we want our freedom.
74. You can get to Spain by train.
75. The manager makes the rules.
76. If the cat is ill you must have him put down.
77. Incessant quotations from "Now We Are Six" can baffle people.
78. So can cabbages and rhinoceroses.
79. All an artiste need do to be paid off immediately is to mention football.
80. Rodney’s got a new attachment on his drill.
81. The Trouser press is better than the prefabricated concrete coal bunker... MUCH better.
82. The autograph wasn’t for himself, lads, it was for ’is daughter.
83. Stay close to the stove because your rice pudding could get burned!
84. Position 72 sounds pretty complicated.
85. Whereas position 31 is terrific fun.
86. Once a month on a Friday there's a man with mop and bucket in his hand.
87. A four stone apology can become two separate gorillas.
88. One can look so sinister in a corset.
89. If there is poultry scare, sail for Australia.
90. It's not normal to be runnin' around in your underpants.
91. You can just see the sea from room 23.
92. If you get bored with Bingo you can go for a swim.
93. Beautiful Zelda is from galaxy four
94. Batchelor Johnny Cools job is Big shot
95. You can be so normal, that you become a freak of nature
96. Position 72 is inter changeable
97. When you're on a spree, keep away from bootleg hooch
98. Words are words but truth is what we trust.
99. One Bonzo drank Coke instead of lager.
100. It's life, not books, that taught Rodney all he’s learned.
