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Post by moosehead on Mar 28, 2007 19:26:33 GMT
55. Lord Snooty's giant electric head is poisoned.
56. #10 again
57. Steven still has headaches and feels a bit snotty.
58. The Head Ballet is the only ballet that Steven Hawking could do.
59. Tubas in the moonlight will bring my loved one home.
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Post by graytart on Mar 29, 2007 12:45:25 GMT
60. Apparently position 31 is a lot of fun. 61. It's nice if your tomato plants win a prize. 62. If you are a sweet dessert, watch out for spoons! 63. If you're just married, it sticks out for a mile  64. Poor Rosemary has her hands full at Rawlinson End. 65. If fate plays the straight man you never have to look back. 66. No! This is not manly! |
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Post by Nancy on Mar 29, 2007 13:16:51 GMT
67. The sea is cold but it's good for chilblains
68. You can't go into the bar looking like that.
69. Sometimes you just can't win.
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Post by kattsay on Mar 29, 2007 16:39:35 GMT
Well, I don't know, kattsay, your #51 is very like #33, but I'll let you get away with it, seeing as you're from Bognor... 54. If your armpits smell, your breath is bad and you look like hell, you'll feel so sad. OOPS! Im terribly sorry, I'd been doing very boring coursework all day I'm afraid, and my brain turned to mush Please accept this as a replacement #51: The depraved save money. |
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Post by graytart on Mar 29, 2007 16:59:01 GMT
OOPS! Im terribly sorry, I'd been doing very boring coursework all day I'm afraid, and my brain turned to mush No excuses!  (Wait a minute: my new life mantra is "What Would Vivian Stanshall Do?" I'd guess he'd just laugh -- or maybe just pick his nose, or the nose of whatever giant head he happened to be wearing at the moment!) 70. Princess Anne plays sousaphone. |
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Post by graytart on Mar 30, 2007 9:09:26 GMT
71. It'll cost you 75 quid to put right a new scratch on the piano.
72. Sandra... smells.
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Post by Nancy on Mar 30, 2007 16:28:30 GMT
73. We ARE normal and we want our freedom.
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Post by graytart on Mar 30, 2007 17:03:23 GMT
74. You can get to Spain by train.
75. The manager makes t'rules.
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Post by graytart on Mar 31, 2007 14:11:54 GMT
76. If the cat is ill you must have him put down.
77. Incessant quotations from "Now We Are Six" can baffle people.
78. So can cabbages and rhinoceroses.
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Post by graytart on Apr 1, 2007 11:31:16 GMT
Where is everybody? I'm getting lonely...
79. All an artiste need do to be paid off immediately is to mention football.
80. Rodney’s got a new attachment on his drill.
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Post by Nancy on Apr 1, 2007 12:46:12 GMT
80. The Trouser press is better than the prefabricated concrete coal bunker... MUCH better.
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Post by graytart on Apr 1, 2007 13:28:58 GMT
Thank goodness you're here, Nancy, I was playing with myself... errr... 82. The autograph wasn’t for himself, lads, it was for ’is daughter. 83. Stay close to the stove because your rice pudding could get burned! 84. Position 72 sounds pretty complicated. |
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Post by kattsay on Apr 1, 2007 14:07:48 GMT
85. Whereas position 31 is terrific fun.
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Post by Nancy on Apr 1, 2007 15:31:23 GMT
86. Once a month on a Friday there's a man with mop and bucket in his hand.
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Post by graytart on Apr 1, 2007 23:11:33 GMT
87. A four stone apology can become two separate gorillas.
88. One can look so sinister in a corset.
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