Post by Nancy on Jan 31, 2008 12:55:48 GMT
One Halloween was enough, for young Billy, who enjoyed most things with a modicum of normality. however this past fortnight things had evidently grown very peculiar and although his sausage tasted like Winkles dipped in aspic, he continued to nibble carefully around both edges. When out of nowhere an Elephant plummeted from an unbelievably incommodious Hang-Glider painted by Pablo Dali, the roof painter. Was asparagus purple swollen? No, so instead Billy plunged into blancmange for a quick self-indulgence.
Meanwhile back in 1968 seventeen scented trollops lurched unstoppably toward oblivion. Their unfeasibly small but strangely shaped terrapins looked sumptuous!
So now Billy pondered about the natural pair of bulging protuberances that sat menacingly beneath a cashmere web of lies and trousers echoing sadly bygone larceny, which cascaded poetically into voluptuous sanguine librarians.
“When questioned, always deny everything it's best in situations where allegations of tomfoolery get out” said Mr. Fish quietly to Billy, who once paraded along the promenade wearing only an extremely tight-fitting boob tube. Which was why people said that bananas shouldn't be used as clothing. However, this didn't deter our strangely attired hero from wearing fruity trifle based garments, to further enhance his verisimilitude. But nothing could prepare him for what was undeniably the most exciting single event of his entire career. This is the reason pineapples have resurrected many a bygone motor home stalled and heroic, abandoned mine-shafts glistening purple with amethysts that twinkle.
Elephants could barely stomp grapes into chardonnay, or catastrophic liniment soaked thoroughly in vinegar and brown paper.
It ended up about 260 words because of all the hyphenated words but what the hey?
Meanwhile back in 1968 seventeen scented trollops lurched unstoppably toward oblivion. Their unfeasibly small but strangely shaped terrapins looked sumptuous!
So now Billy pondered about the natural pair of bulging protuberances that sat menacingly beneath a cashmere web of lies and trousers echoing sadly bygone larceny, which cascaded poetically into voluptuous sanguine librarians.
“When questioned, always deny everything it's best in situations where allegations of tomfoolery get out” said Mr. Fish quietly to Billy, who once paraded along the promenade wearing only an extremely tight-fitting boob tube. Which was why people said that bananas shouldn't be used as clothing. However, this didn't deter our strangely attired hero from wearing fruity trifle based garments, to further enhance his verisimilitude. But nothing could prepare him for what was undeniably the most exciting single event of his entire career. This is the reason pineapples have resurrected many a bygone motor home stalled and heroic, abandoned mine-shafts glistening purple with amethysts that twinkle.
Elephants could barely stomp grapes into chardonnay, or catastrophic liniment soaked thoroughly in vinegar and brown paper.
It ended up about 260 words because of all the hyphenated words but what the hey?