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Post by Scoop Doggy Doo on Nov 29, 2007 22:14:24 GMT
The best on the web and if you can pop one in of your own, all the better!
I was working behind a bar once and these two guys walked in with black eyes. ‘What the hell happened to you?’ I said to the first bloke. ‘Well, I had a freudian slip. I was at the train station getting a ticket from this sexy chick with low cleavage, and I meant to say ‘Two tickets to pittsburgh, and I said two pickets to tittsburgh, and she walloped me’ ‘ And what about you?’ I asked the second bloke. ‘I think I had a freudian slip too’ He said. ‘I was having dinner with my wife one night and I meant to say ‘Could you pass the salt please dear?’ And instead I said ‘ Do you realise you’ve ruined my whole life, you stupid cow?’
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