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Post by Beautiful Zelda on Jan 15, 2007 11:36:46 GMT
thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia Ten Top Trivia Tips about Beautiful Zelda!1. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Beautiful Zelda. 2. Half a cup of Beautiful Zelda contains only seventeen calories. 3. Peanuts and Beautiful Zelda are beans. 4. Michelangelo finished his great statue of Beautiful Zelda in 1504, after eighteen months work! 5. Research indicates that Beautiful Zelda will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas. 6. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Beautiful Zelda. 7. Only twelve people have ever set foot on Beautiful Zelda! 8. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Beautiful Zelda to reach the earth's core. 9. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Beautiful Zelda! 10. About 100 people choke to death on Beautiful Zelda each year! Amazing some I knew, some I didn't
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Post by Nancy on Jan 15, 2007 18:51:20 GMT
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Nancy! 1. Europe is the only continent that lacks Nancy! 2. Some birds use Nancy to orientate themselves during migration. 3. Nancy will become gaseous if her temperature rises above -42°C! 4. Nancy can taste with her feet! 5. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Nancy state'! 6. Contrary to popular belief, Nancy is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol. 7. Nancy kept at the window will keep vampires at bay. 8. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Nancy! 9. Snow White's coffin was made of Nancy. 10. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Nancy. look out I'm gaseous, and Iowa must be p****d off since Nancy is a derogatory slang term for Gay in America . And I was interested discover they made snow whites coffin out of me.... must have been during one of my black outs.
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Post by bonzodog on Jan 15, 2007 23:55:31 GMT
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Bonzo Dog!1 Some birds use Bonzo Dog to orientate themselves during migration. Comment: This can cause some confusion to the birds because quite often I am not facing south. 2 During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Bonzo Dog had to pay a special Bonzo Dog tax! Comment: And I never recieved a penny of it 3 Bonzo Dog is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards. 4 If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Bonzo Dog would be as small as a pea. Comment: Wow I never realised I was that insignificant 5 Bonzo Dog can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee! Comment: Yes and its very hard work. 6 In Japan, Bonzo Dog can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government. Comment: I'd rather not discuss this as the memories are rather painful. 7 Astronauts get taller when they are in Bonzo Dog. 8 The condom - originally made from Bonzo Dog - was invented in the early 1500s. Comment: 9 Until the 1960s, Bonzo Dog was not allowed to enter Disneyland! Comment: Discrimination at it worst 10 The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Bonzo Dog. Comment: And what a pleasing shape that is
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Post by Nancy on Jan 11, 2008 16:15:19 GMT
This topic just got us search engine visit for "Top Ten Trivia Tips about Nancy" so upon re-discovering it I thought I'd bump it so our new members can try it.
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piggybank
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Post by piggybank on Jan 11, 2008 23:41:48 GMT
With pleasure!
1. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, piggybank and compline. Comment: Since my Christian church experience is minimal, I'll take their word for it!
2. Piggybank was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons. Comment: Should blame my peacefully explosive personality for it...
3. Piggybank is the sacred animal of Thailand! Comment: About time too...
4. Banging your head against piggybank uses 150 calories an hour. Comment: Better find another one pronto, I'm on a diet and want something to bang my head on!
5. Piggybank does not have toes. Comment: Don't know about other piggybanks, but I've got toes!
6. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of piggybank! Comment: Mmmm, full of beneficial oily acids!
7. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of piggybank every year. Comment: That's good, I like Edinburgh! Seems like I'm going to end up there...
8. Piggybank is the world's tallest woman. Comment: Not this piggybank honey...
9. Piggybank can smell some things up to six miles away. Comment: Maybe, haven't tried that yet!
10. Only one person in two billion will live to be piggybank. Comment: Yay, I'm rare!
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Post by graytart on Jan 12, 2008 5:12:33 GMT
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Graytart!
Half a cup of graytart contains only seventeen calories! You should always store graytart in an airtight container in the fridge. Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of graytart. Graytartocracy is government by graytart! Graytart can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee! Graytart was named after Graytart the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'. There are 336 dimples on graytart! Contrary to popular belief, graytart is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of graytart orbiting the Earth. The Eskimos have over fifty words for graytart.
(I shall have to ask Mr. Graytart about the dimples...)
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Post by Beautiful Zelda on Jan 14, 2008 17:14:51 GMT
I've lived most of my life in Edinburgh and never realised the huge imports of piggybanks to here wow!!
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Post by Scoop Doggy Doo on Jan 14, 2008 21:23:59 GMT
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Scoop Doggy Doo!1. Scoop Doggy Doo is the world's smallest mammal. 2. The most dangerous form of Scoop Doggy Doo is the bicycle! 3. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Scoop Doggy Doo in your ear 700 times. 4. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Scoop Doggy Doo is two minutes! 5. Ideally, Scoop Doggy Doo should be stored on his side at a temperature of 55 degrees. 6. Scoop Doggy Doo can jump up to sixteen times his own height. 7. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Scoop Doggy Doo Head. 8. Scoop Doggy Doo is born white; his pink feathers are caused by pigments in his typical diet of shrimp. 9. If the annual Australian Scoop Doggy Doo crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times. 10. Scoop Doggy Doo can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period! How very true.
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