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Post by Beautiful Zelda on Jul 31, 2007 12:32:16 GMT
Haven't checked so these may have been done
232. horses are frightened by skirts blown by the wind
233. Storks bring babies
234. if you're going undercover don't do a good job you could be arrested
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Post by the-urban-spaceman on Aug 1, 2007 12:19:05 GMT
235. Jack the ripper can steal entire choirs.
236. The phrase "RAW MEAT!!!!" can be used as an exclamation!!
237. 59 minute cleaners, is just the name of the shop....
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Post by kattsay on Aug 3, 2007 16:38:49 GMT
238. It is entirely possible for dwarves on mopeds to slyly ride home.
239. Men can be arrested for putting things on display.
240. Flowers leave no footsteps.
241. Cleaning oil off the seagulls is enough to put you off Bournemouth for life.
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Post by graytart on Aug 7, 2007 13:15:55 GMT
242. I’ve got plenty of shirts at home.
243. You can take a punt to the May Ball in Oxford.
244. When the preacher thinks of a christening, his eyes glisten.
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Post by graytart on Aug 7, 2007 16:41:42 GMT
245. Kangaroos can be enchanting.
246. In all kinds of weather, rhino together.
247. The Mayor and Corporation can declare jubilation.
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Post by graytart on Aug 7, 2007 16:42:59 GMT
I'm on a roll.
248. To get rid of Vivian, one simply needed to give him a vulgar sign.
249. Benjamin Bland and his bugle band blow the blues bi-weekly.
250. Hypocrites are weak-willed.
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Post by graytart on Aug 7, 2007 16:45:08 GMT
251. Sex is a drag in a bore-dy house.
252. Give your friends plastic ears and exploding hand-rolled cigarettes as a joke.
253. Paris is sadly gay.
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Post by graytart on Aug 7, 2007 16:47:28 GMT
254. Shirts are still necessary.
255. On public holidays, they ring the bells in the steeple.
256. You can have a good cough after you stick a clean shirt on.
(I admit it - I broke up these last few so I could hit 200 posts. As Jed Clampett would say, "Pathetic! Pathetic!")
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Post by kattsay on Aug 7, 2007 20:21:33 GMT
 I am SHOCKED! (And that makes 270 for me). |
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Post by graytart on Aug 8, 2007 0:29:01 GMT
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Post by kattsay on Aug 8, 2007 11:51:30 GMT
THAT AIN'T BOGNOR STATION!
I am stunned.
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Post by kattsay on Aug 8, 2007 11:51:56 GMT
And shocked.
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Post by graytart on Aug 9, 2007 1:59:18 GMT
THAT AIN'T BOGNOR STATION! It's so famous, it had to use a stand-in! |
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Post by kattsay on Aug 10, 2007 13:02:00 GMT
My dreams of Bognors fame have truly been shattered. The Rutles thing is actually mentioned on Bognors wikipedia page  |
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Post by graytart on Aug 10, 2007 13:12:52 GMT
Cheer up, sweetie - it probably drives tourism to the area. Set yourself up as a religious icon, wear beads and robes, sell curry* and watch the punters come!
(*Ringo will bring cans of beans because he doesn't like curry, but what the hell).
(Seriously, have you not seen "All You Need is Cash?" Neil Innes is brilliant in it).
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