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Post by etlcstn on Aug 14, 2008 8:22:33 GMT
and then fired three
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Post by Patches The Clown on Aug 14, 2008 14:57:43 GMT
tiny patriot missiles at
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Post by etlcstn on Aug 14, 2008 15:19:54 GMT
the gigantic moose which
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Post by guartrainer on Aug 14, 2008 17:38:57 GMT
elongated its enormous blue
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Post by graytart on Aug 15, 2008 0:55:45 GMT
tongue into the shape
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Post by graytart on Aug 15, 2008 0:57:46 GMT
RECAP:
One day while I was snacking on boiled green eggs and ham, I heard a knock at my door. Who could that be at this time? Suddenly the bar was lowered, enabling the stranger to burst all those damn balloons that were left over
(eggs cheese goats flange cripp hookers fellating men boiled ham with egg teats beaks anus dog mouth uterus spaniel ears)
Damn Tourettes syndrome has
(done poo on carpet)
What’s happening to me?
(you go squish now)
There was another knock
(onto this awesome forum)
when the door opened and I was shocked to see who was standing on his own, wearing the shirt I’d ironed only moments before using a cold brick. Mouth agape, I quickly pulled him inside and stuck my tongue down the side of the sofa to find the missing ring I had thought I’d lost forever, given to me by the king of the monarchless empire, who was hiding in my wardrobe, waiting for the last glass of tepid water (industrial strength mind you) to be poured down the drain of eternal suffering, thereby ensuring certain privileges for pharmaceutical corporations, and then, suddenly, the elastic snapped in the big pants I was using to fasten the refrigerator door to the horns on the front of my humorously gigantic inflatable moose! “By Jingo!,” said the man standing just out of view, “what a gigantic moose…”, taking the small revolver he checked for witnesses and then fired three tiny patriot missiles at the gigantic moose, which elongated its enormous blue tongue into the shape
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Post by etlcstn on Aug 15, 2008 10:34:13 GMT
of a missile defence
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Post by guartrainer on Aug 16, 2008 17:03:59 GMT
, bracing for the inevitable
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Post by Nancy on Aug 17, 2008 14:48:23 GMT
consequences of launching a
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Post by bert weedon-stembottom on Aug 17, 2008 15:55:40 GMT
no nonsense governmental inquiry
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Post by etlcstn on Aug 18, 2008 8:30:47 GMT
but all of a sudden
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Post by guartrainer on Aug 20, 2008 12:16:15 GMT
the fifteen small squirming
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Post by etlcstn on Aug 20, 2008 15:22:25 GMT
hairy green mice appeared
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Post by Patches The Clown on Aug 20, 2008 15:36:22 GMT
on Greek television shows
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Post by graytart on Aug 20, 2008 22:34:32 GMT
singing Hava Nagila and
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