I'm off shortly too. The quote is from
Metaphorically Speaking (a.k.a. High School Hermit, I believe).
This is my attempt at transcribing it...
Metaphorically Speaking (
Chaucer?) thinks James Bond is cruel (cool?)
And can’t wait until he grows up and leaves school…
High school hermit, metaphorically speaking,
Do you want to be cool?
Is that what you’re seeking?
Alone in the crowd he was never allowed to make any noise
Or go with big boys.
His dad out of sorts, he always get caught,
So he gets so depressed, his mother represses him,
Awwwww!
Buddy the hermit lives in his cave
Too old for train sets, too young to shave…
High school hermit, metaphorically speaking,
Do you want to be cool?
Is that what you’re seeking?
(Thinks: I must look smart for the end-of-term dance)
Hello Rog.
Hello Viv, I’m having awful trouble with my hair.
Well, you’re using a hair dressing aren’t you?
Yes, I’m using cooking fat.
Cooking fat, you must be joking! You ought to be using new Porridge!
Porridge?
Just look at my comb.
Why it’s filthy!
Yes, Nu-Style Porridge leaves hair and comb absolutely clogged with muck, and it sets rock-hard in seconds. Just look at this.
Oh that’s, that’s wonderful!
Yes, Nu-Style Porridge is really wonderful in jars or tubes, only 17/11.
I must buy some Porridge tomorrow!)
High school hermit, metaphorically speaking,
Do you want to be cool?
Is that what you’re seeking, metaphorically speaking?
Alone in the crowd he was never allowed to make any noise,
Or mix with big boys.
His dad out of sorts, he always get caught,
He gets so depressed, his mother represses him,
Awwwww! Awwwww! Awwwww!
Alone in the crowd he was never allowed to make any noise…